thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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01.Aug.14 14 hours ago

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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01.Aug.14 14 hours ago

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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01.Aug.14 14 hours ago

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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29.Jul.14 3 days ago

lanashiftdelrey:

Coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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29.Jul.14 3 days ago

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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29.Jul.14 3 days ago

lolthatsme:

Me in math class after summer vacation

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29.Jul.14 3 days ago

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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29.Jul.14 3 days ago

sideponytailanimewife:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

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29.Jul.14 3 days ago
27.Jul.14 5 days ago

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

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27.Jul.14 5 days ago
23.Jul.14 1 week ago